Tease your injured friends back to good health with this funny hospital sympathy letter.
Dear {Recipient},
You must be really popular. I was going to come visit you, but the hospital apparently has a bouncer. I was told that you don't get to have visitors yet. I see how it is. Fame has gone right to your head.
Don't think that having {a tonsillectomy, appendicitis, something routine and temporary} means that you're getting out of this. I fully intend to fuss over you and tell you you're too pale the next time I see you. I also claim full rights to stuffing you full of delicious, home-baked pastries at the next possible opportunity.
Love,
{Sender}
